ORIENTATION
Its a tragic tradition that just can’t be denied. You have the right to be an obnoxious and annoying idiot for one evening, and I won’t take that away from you. Just one night though (for a max of two hours), rest of the time you have to be strictly awesome.
It’s been a long time since students were last at Campus A Low Hum, 20 years infact, that’s a heck of alot of Orientation partys missed, so, we need a big one. If ya can’t beat em, join ‘em.
Expect nothing but jock anthems, club classics and “alternative” radio hits of the past 20 years.
DRESS CODE (optional): Prick, Yobbo, Jock, Skank, Beefcake, Slut, Toga etc…
Assorted beer company paraphernalia accompanying outfit highly recommended
Night One. Gymnasium.
Your host: DJ Most Pretentious Party Ever
I heart Channel Z
WARNING. The extreme level of non-irony at this event could cause confusion and mental anguish.
Room clearance guaranteed.
The worst party-of-all-time or your toga back.